Dare to conquer the vast overworld in a comprehensive story campaign.” Build and manage your own dungeon, recruit monsters and place cunning traps.
#DUNGEONS 3 COOP CAMPAIGN SERIES#
The blurb says “Dungeons 3 is the latest instalment in the popular Dungeons series of strategy games. Today I’ve decided to do just that and Dungeons 3 peaked my interest. Depending on my level of motivation and my sheer hatred of playing Destiny 2 (see the Tech Nuovo Destiny stream “IT’S A WIPE BOYS”) I might just sit here playing weird games and writing to pass these lonely, lovely, amazing, warm and safe lockdown days. Sometimes they are awful, and sometimes they actually got someone in the board room to let a good one slip by. Let’s face it we never will but thanks for the games Epic. They are in a perpetual war with the almighty Steam Overlord and every week they decide to give us minions some “free games” to try and win us over. These days you don’t even need to pay for games anymore if you own a PC, you just find this little store called the Epic Games store.
It’s because you are in fact a selfless individual who cares about the greater good. You can sit on your ass and play videogames, not go outside much and for once you can tell people you’re doing it because you care! Make sure to tell your parents, partners and kids why you’re not going out today. Well dear reader you can do one thing and it’s the easiest thing ever. It only took him 4 weeks to get through it by the way. You may say look Greg I care, I’m not a “Karen” and I’m not bulk buying toilet roll from Amazon Prime like Stef did in the last lockdown and having 80 rolls in his garage. I mean let’s be honest there’s a lot of research pointing towards Kim Jong-Un having weaponised bats with 5G signals who deliver COVID-19 to Western countries under his master plan to destabilise Western society from the screen of his Atari 2600. That, or we’re too selfish to care so it’s easier to believe everything is a conspiracy theory. We seem to be unable to deal with the most minor of inconveniences to help others. I had to stay inside for some of it and watch Netflix while my online shopping got delivered by a redundant airline pilot.” I often wonder if it’s me getting older and having less patience, or as a society we are just absolutely useless like a local council trying to deal with 1cm of snow and months of advance warnings. Speak no evil: The fan-favourite Dungeons narrator is back with his unmistakable voice, continuing the Dungeons legacy in the best way possible.“OMG, 2020 has been such a crazy year hasn’t it hun! I LEGIT don’t think I can COPE anymore. Size does matter: Extensive single player campaign with 20 missions and more than 20 hours of playtime, randomly generated levels, a brand new co-op mode for two players, more rooms, and more unique abilities. Under new management: Command the united forces of evil under the guidance of new character Thalya and lead them to victory. The dungeon manager you’ve been waiting for: Dungeons 3 is the biggest, best, and evil-est dungeon sim yet, topped off with a fully reworked overworld RTS mode.
And in a first for the Dungeons series, experience randomly generated levels, so that no two sessions are alike – never-ending fun for any evil conqueror! Then, once you have built your forces, emerge from the darkness and guide your army to the light of the overworld, where you will corrupt the land and dispatch anything even vaguely heroic, cute or unicorn-shaped. Raise the most terrifying army the world has ever seen, by choosing from despicable creatures such as orcs, succubae, zombies and much, much more. Unleash your dark side by creating a unique underground dungeon from a huge array of rooms, traps and structures. With Thalya on the front line, and the united forces of evil to support her, players will have to use every trick in the book to best those do-gooders of the overworld, once and for all! Through enticing the dark elf priestess Thalya from the fluffy clutches of the surface world to become his chief lieutenant, the Dungeon Lord has found a way to direct his campaign of conquest from the confines of his underground lair. Time for the next step in his most diabolical quest: expansion! At last, the Dungeon Lord has successfully united the forces of evil and established his dark empire.
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